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Escaping the Saw of Two Rogue Forces

Jul 5, 2026 July 5, 2026 3 min read 📰 Radio Farda
📋 Key Takeaway

The article is a surreal dream narrative where the author imagines a cabinet meeting where President Rouhani discusses Khashoggi's murder, leading to a chaotic scene involving rogue forces. The dream reflects the absurdity and frustration regarding the government's inaction on pressing human rights issues in Iran, particularly concerning environmental activists. This highlights the disconnect between the government's rhetoric and its actions.

🔍 Quick Context Guide
💡 Bottom Line: The Iranian government's hypocrisy regarding human rights is evident in its responses.

👥 Key Players

Hassan Rouhani (حسن روحانی) ACTOR
President of Iran
""From the perspective of Islamic culture, the response to such crimes is completely clear... humanity has been killed.""
Eshaq Jahangiri (اسحاق جهانگیری) ACTOR
First Vice President of Iran
""I will order a rogue force to take him and suffocate him.""
Amir Hatami (امیر حاتمی) ACTOR
Minister of Defense
""Give him to me!""
Avaei QUOTED
Minister of Justice
"Avaei was so choked up by the President's words."
Ghazizadeh QUOTED
Minister of Health
""Ask your question, then come to me so I can give you a shot to calm you down.""
Vaezi QUOTED
Unnamed official
""Get him!""

⚡ Actions

Hassan Rouhani ANNOUNCE Jamal Khashoggi
""From the perspective of Islamic culture, the response to such crimes is completely clear... humanity has been killed.""
Confidence: 90%
Eshaq Jahangiri THREATEN Unnamed individual
""I will order a rogue force to take him and suffocate him.""
Confidence: 90%
Rouhani and cabinet members DISCUSS environmental activists
"Discussion about the plight of environmental activists facing execution."
Confidence: 80%

📰 What Happened

Rouhani expresses sorrow over Khashoggi's murder while ignoring environmental activists' plight.

  • Hassan Rouhani announce Jamal Khashoggi
  • Eshaq Jahangiri threaten Unnamed individual
  • Rouhani and cabinet members discuss environmental activists

💡 Why It Matters

🇮🇷 For Iran: Because it highlights the government's selective outrage regarding human rights issues.
🌍 Regional: Because it reflects Iran's internal political dynamics and response to international criticism.
🌐 International: Because it shows Iran's stance on human rights and its implications for foreign relations.

📚 Background

The Iranian government's hypocrisy regarding human rights is evident in its responses.

📝 Key Evidence

""From the perspective of Islamic culture, the response to such crimes is completely clear... humanity has been killed.""
→ Rouhani's selective outrage regarding human rights.
""I will order a rogue force to take him and suffocate him.""
→ Threatening behavior from Jahangiri towards dissent.
📡 Source: STATE MEDIA
📊 Confidence: 80%
Radio Farda is known for its critical stance towards the Iranian government.

I dreamed that I went to a cabinet meeting and, considering that we are on the verge of Arbaeen, I prepared myself to start crying and wailing with the President's lamentation to the point that everyone would be affected. Unfortunately, Rouhani did not recite a lamentation and began to talk about the murder of Jamal Khashoggi. He expressed his regret about this incident and added, "From the perspective of Islamic culture, the response to such crimes is completely clear, and based on this, if one person is killed, from our point of view, humanity has been killed." The crowd was very saddened, and even Avaei, the Minister of Justice, was so choked up by the President's words that if you had made a sound, he would have burst into tears. By God's permission, I loudly said to Avaei: "Phew!" Rouhani interrupted his speech, and everyone turned to me. Vaezi said: "This is the same person who came here a while ago and said he sees dreams. Get him!" At this moment, a commotion arose in the cabinet. Amir Hatami, the Minister of Defense, said: "Give him to me!" and I don't know where he pulled out an RPG-7 and aimed it at me. I jumped behind the Minister of Intelligence and pulled part of his cloak over my head, shouting: "Guys, I have nothing against you. I just had a question." Ghazizadeh, the Minister of Health, said: "Ask your question, then come to me so I can give you a shot to calm you down." I said: "My question is, since you are so upset about Khashoggi's death, why aren't you doing something for these environmental activists who are now being taken to the brink of execution?" Again, a murmur arose. Eshaq Jahangiri shouted: "It's true I can't even change my secretary, but I will order a rogue force to take him and suffocate him." When Jahangiri said this, everyone calmed down and sat back in their seats with a smirk. At that moment, I don't know what happened, but I found myself leaving the cabinet and, by God's permission, among a group of rogue forces who were sadly sharpening and cleaning several knives, axes, and saws. The first rogue said sadly to the second rogue: "Haji, this is such a shame. The Saudis carry out such cool operations abroad. Our maximum task has become to go into prison and make Seyed Emami commit suicide." Haji, the rogue, sighed and said: "God willing, may we get a mission. By God, if I let anyone touch the subject..." The first one ran his hand over the sharpness of the saw he was cleaning and said: "Haji, at least let us take the saw's cover." Haji, the rogue, said: "The whole point is in the sawing. Oh, how much I wish!" A few moments later, two rogue forces noticed me and while arguing about which saw would cut me better, fortunately, with the shout of "Oh rogue forces on both sides," I woke up in a wet bed. In this context, a connection to the knee drop in the presence of the prosecutor with a chador in the freedom of Akbar Velayati! You are amazing! A resurrection! With the general and the seed policies of the IRGC tomorrow with Farshid Manafi, paradox with Kambez Hosseini, and justification of the issues with Jalal Saidi.

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Translated from the original and edited for English readers. View original source →

Translation confidence: 85%

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