I Am the Companion of Mash Hassan

Ahmadinejad came to me in my dream to inaugurate some construction projects. I went forward and welcomed him into my dream. He said, 'Haven't you resigned yet?' I replied, 'What am I to resign from?' He stroked his beard and said, 'Give me a pair of scissors so I can tear up your construction projects and leave.' I couldn't find scissors. I said, 'We don't have any.' He then bit into all my construction projects and tore their ribbons, saying, 'Did you enjoy revolutionary management? One must use everything to manage the country.' I said, 'Well said! By the way, what’s up with Mr. Mashai?' While still having some ribbons from my projects hanging from his mouth, he choked up and sat by the garden. He sighed and his voice turned into that of Leila Forouhar, singing: 'I wish you were a stone-hearted person / So I wouldn't feel lonely / I wish you were bad so that I / Wouldn't be so straightforward.' I joined in: 'Oh heart, oh heart, oh heart, oh heart.' He said, 'Your condition is worse than mine.' Suddenly, there was a commotion in my dream. Former Minister of Labor Ali Rabiei came in. As soon as he saw Ahmadinejad, he charged at him. Ahmadinejad flew away and sat on the wall. Rabiei said, 'Wasn't he supposed to fly?' I replied, 'You know better than us, brother Ebadi.' He rested his head on my shoulder and cried, saying, 'What’s Ebadi? I'm no longer the Minister of Labor; I am the companion of Mash Hassan.' I teased him and said, 'You're so cute, you're like a thin skin of an onion.' Ahmadinejad yelled from the wall, 'Pour the water where it burns.' Rabiei stood up. I said, 'Where? I was just about to ask about the story of the daughter of Pezeshkian.' He said, 'Should I go bring this tall tower of democracy and put it on the wall of this one...' I woke up. Whenever someone in my dream wants to do something with another's mouth, I wake up. Tomorrow's station with Farshid Manafi, Paradox with Kambez Hosseini, and Justifications with Jalal Saidi.