I wished to see Ezzatollah Enteshami in my dreams, but apparently, my dream search engine made a mistake and Ezzatollah Zarghami came to my dream. He invited me to have breakfast together. I said, "I have no appetite." He asked, "Why?" I replied, "Because a satirist got a 10-year prison sentence for a tweet, and then I come to have breakfast?" He said, "Well, do you want to wait until lunch?" I was affected by his sympathy. A moment later, I saw a light shining in my dream, and while a heavenly voice enveloped everything, Saeed Toosi entered. I felt danger and my face turned pale. Toosi smiled and said, "It’s clear that you have also been influenced by the malicious propaganda of imperialist media and the toxic virtual space about me." I swallowed hard and said, "No, I’m upset because a satirist received a 10-year prison sentence from Judge Salavati." Toosi stepped closer and said kindly, "Do you want me to tell the judiciary to fix his case?" and placed his hand on my waist. By God's permission, I felt a state come over me and I nearly fainted, and when I came back to my senses, I saw Judge Salavati had also joined us. Saeed Toosi was whispering something in Judge Salavati's ear, and then they laughed and continued looking at me while laughing. Zarghami shouted from the depths of my dream, "Should I put rice crust on the bottom or potatoes?" He was wearing an apron and cooking. I said, "I prefer potatoes." Saeed Toosi said, "I prefer you, darling!" and he and Judge Salavati burst into laughter. Judge Salavati shouted at Zarghami, "Don’t make it greasy, Ezzat, I have cholesterol." Then he came a little closer to me and said, "Too bad that Mr. Saeed has ordered your case, otherwise you would have been facing life imprisonment." The color drained from my face. Saeed Toosi approached me and with a special charm said, "Zarghami has a hippopotamus in their backyard that does tricks. Come, I’ll show you." We were heading towards the hippopotamus's den when suddenly a strange pain enveloped my sensitive areas, and with a scream of "O owner of the trick-performing hippopotamus," I woke up.
I Was with Ezzatollah and Saeed and Judge Salavati
The article is a surreal dream narrative involving prominent Iranian figures like Ezzatollah Zarghami, Saeed Toosi, and Judge Salavati. The dream reflects the absurdity and fear surrounding political repression in Iran, particularly regarding the imprisonment of satirists. It highlights the oppressive atmosphere and the intertwining of humor and tragedy in Iranian society.
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📰 What Happened
The article presents a surreal dream involving prominent Iranian figures discussing the imprisonment of a satirist. It reflects the oppressive atmosphere in Iran regarding freedom of expression.
- A satirist received a 10-year prison sentence for a tweet.
- The dream highlights the absurdity and fear surrounding political repression in Iran.
💡 Why It Matters
📚 Background
Iran has a history of suppressing dissent, particularly against artists and satirists who challenge the regime. The judiciary often imposes harsh sentences to stifle free expression.
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