Oh Akbar Velayati! You Are Amazing! A Resurrection!

I dreamt that I had gone to Dr. Ali Akbar Velayati's 1000 square meter villa in Saadabad. When I first saw the doctor, I coughed and shouted 'Come on!' He was half-naked and had a red loincloth wrapped around his waist. I tried to look at the ground so that no suspicion would arise. He said, 'Come closer, let me see.' I replied, 'Doctor, I’ll wait for you to get dressed, then I’ll disturb you.' He said, 'Why should I get dressed? I am resisting.' I said, 'Oh! So you’ve wrapped a loincloth like the people of Yemen to resist?' Tears welled up in his eyes, and he said, 'Actually, it’s really putting pressure on me. Resistance is not easy at all.' I looked around and realized he knew what I was looking for. He reached into I don't know where and pulled out a piece of dry Barbari bread. He said, 'Were you looking for this?' I said, 'Well done! You said dry bread is necessary for resistance.' He struggled to tear a piece of the dry Barbari bread and put it in his mouth, saying, 'Actually, in my last meeting with the Yemeni Houthi brothers, I prescribed for them: dry bread, three times a day, every eight hours after meals to boost their resistance.' He offered me the dry Barbari bread and winked, saying, 'Come on, eat this to boost your resistance.' I said, 'Thank you, I'm fine.' Disappointed, he turned his back to me, and it seemed he was tightening his loincloth. I said, 'Doctor, I counted, and apparently at the age of 72, you have 38 jobs. Isn’t it hard to manage all these responsibilities?' He turned to me, and while a halo of light surrounded him and his voice echoed, he recited from Hafez: 'It was without reward and expectation for every service I rendered.' Apparently, he was stuck. He said, 'What was the rest?' I said, 'The responsible for uncleanliness?' He replied, 'You question my cleanliness, I am Dr. Eftekhari!' I said, 'Well, responsible for dullness?' He took on a special charming demeanor, pouted, and said, 'You like me this fresh?' I was getting goosebumps from Velayati's charm when he jumped up and said, 'Oh, I remembered, the ungrateful master!' and started jumping up and down with joy. His loincloth was falling down, and I was worried about the purity of my own eyes when I woke up with the slogan 'Oh Akbar Velayati, you are amazing! A resurrection!' In this context, with the commander and the seed policies of the IRGC, a struggle with Zainab in Azadi Stadium, Rouhani and Niki Minaj in the UN restroom, tomorrow's station with Farshid Manafi, paradox with Kambez Hosseini, and justification of issues with Jalal Saidi.