Paradox with Kambeiz Hosseini; Lafcadio Never Became a Human!

Dear citizens! I know! I swear to your dear life, I know how things are, my friend! I am in the same boat! My father always said that a good driver is someone who, while driving, ensures that all the other people in the car do not feel anxious until they reach their destination! A driver who takes you to your destination but gives you six heart attacks along the way is not a good driver! Ayatollah Khamenei is not a good driver for the nation! This person gives us six heart attacks a day, and when we protest, he recites Ayat al-Kursi for us, and when we shout that the person in the back seat had a heart attack and died, he reads a prayer and says: 'Better! He went to heaven!' In the meantime, Mr. Zarif, the former Amir Kabir, tweeted that 'we have been here for thousands of years and have witnessed the fall of empires, including our own, which lasted longer than the existence of some countries. Be careful!' I must say, no, Mr. Zarif! You have not been here for thousands of years; you have only been here for forty years! This week's paradox is a mix of news amidst all this fighting!