I dreamed that I was attending a cabinet meeting where Hassan Rouhani was singing such a heartbreaking lament that even the walls seemed to echo with cries of sorrow by God's permission. I was staring at Rouhani when Shariatmadari, the Minister of Commerce, elbowed me in the side. Unintentionally, I exclaimed, "Ah!" Hassan Rouhani lamented, "Yes... Ah, from those thirsty lips of his..." Shariatmadari leaned towards me and whispered, "Why are you staring at the president, you fool?" I laughed and said, "Oh God, is he not a stranger? He's just wearing a robe." He said, "You’re laughing? You should be eating... I mean... you should be crying!" and let out a loud wail, shedding tears like spring rain. Suddenly, I became so affected that I started crying, and moments later, I found myself trembling and rolling on the cabinet table, sobbing. Apparently, the cabinet members felt overwhelmed by me because shortly after, I saw Mr. Nobakht fainting and they were carrying him away. On the other hand, the young Minister of Communications, Mr. Jahromi, posed with a dagger raised above his head as if to strike himself, while Mr. Vaezi was taking selfies to post on Instagram. Moments later, I lost consciousness and after seeing a few advertisements in another room, I regained consciousness to find myself alone with Mahmoud Ahmadinejad. He was watching Kofi Annan's memorial live on TV, nodding his head. I said, "May your last sorrow be upon you." He replied, "After the sorrowful departure of my companions, Mashaei and Baghai, I just want to go to a funeral." I said, "I didn’t know you cared so much about Kofi Annan?" He leaned forward and asked, "Do you think his mother is at the funeral?" I said, "Kofi Annan's mother?" He replied, "Any mother is acceptable" and gave a mischievous smile. It suddenly clicked for me. I said, "Really! Wasn’t the mother of Chavez enough?" and got up to leave the room. He grabbed my pant leg and shouted, "These mothers are my share! It's my right! Go wherever you want, but don’t take the mother with you!" My pants came off, but I barely escaped from him. I ran down the hallway but got stuck in a crowd of people dressed in black, seemingly standing in line. Further ahead, I saw Rouhani wearing a chef's apron, serving yogurt from a disposable container, while Eshaq Jahangiri was pouring stew over the yogurt, and Hamid Loolayi, playing the role of Mr. Mashallah from the series 'Khaneh Be Doosh', stood over them shouting, "Why are you pouring the stews into the yogurts? Why are you pouring the stews into the yogurts?" In this context, "From these, from these" with Misbah and Shariatmadari, vodka with baklava at a secret meeting, with diapers at the Assembly of Experts, tomorrow's station with Farshid Manafi, paradox with Kambez Hosseini, and justification of issues with Jalal Saidi.
With Kofi Annan's Mother at the Government Mourning Ceremony
The article describes a surreal dream involving Iranian President Hassan Rouhani and various government officials at a cabinet meeting turned mourning ceremony for Kofi Annan. The dream reflects on themes of grief, absurdity, and political commentary, showcasing the characters' interactions and reactions. This matters as it highlights the often theatrical nature of Iranian politics and the emotional landscape surrounding leadership.
👥 Key Players
📰 What Happened
The article describes a surreal dream involving Iranian officials at a cabinet meeting mourning Kofi Annan. It highlights the absurdity and emotional weight of political life in Iran.
- The dream features various government officials reacting dramatically to the mourning of Kofi Annan.
- It showcases the theatrical nature of Iranian politics through exaggerated emotional expressions.
💡 Why It Matters
📚 Background
Iranian politics often blends emotion with governance, reflecting a culture where leaders' public personas are scrutinized. Kofi Annan's legacy as a global leader adds a layer of reflection on leadership.
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